Update on my life, courtesy of The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator (which I found via literary agent blog The Swivet):

Oh for crying out loud! I just climbed out from under my rock and realised I have not updated this since the Clintons were in the Whitehouse… You would not believe how hard it is being waited on hand and foot and generally lounging around. Stupid Global Warming!.

I won’t promise anything to you but I will write something that makes sense soon. Seriously! Don’t hold your breath though, you’re likely to turn blue..

Couldn’t have summed life up better myself…

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

Then again, if you think about your cat talking, you probably already know about this site…

Check out Stephen Colbert’s petition about how he chose Oprah to promote his book.  Such masterful marketing (and always in character)!

 If you’ve never looked at Despair.com, go now.  It’s a company that sells motivational poster spoofs, and it’s hilarious.

They have gems such as…

Change: When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles.

and…

Idiocy: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

You can also find great writing-related demotivators at 101 Reasons to Stop Writing, such as this gem:

Slushpile: You spent two years writing the novel, three months rewriting the opening chapters, and four seconds reading the submission guidelines.

The Muppets mocking the Dog Whisperer….What more can one want?